I NEED TO REWRITE THIS IN JAVASCRIPT...
Character:
An oily drunk reptile wearing a gas-mask!
Scenario:
A short twisted chef hits a devious masked Frankenstein's monster on a train!
Vehicle:
A small rocket-powered howitzer carrying troops!
Structure:
A frozen wooden pub!
Contemporary Art:
Formaldehyde wrapped in formaldehyde. It is worth $5,000.